Flake Me I'm Yours

Found: Somerfield, Lordship Lane, London SE22

Come In Out Of The Drain

Found: on Broadwick Street, London, W1

Something by Little Boots

I've hired an assistant. She's extremely conscientious.

Found: by V in Leytonstone, London

Wool Up To The Bumper

Found: by Matt Bancroft near the Raj convenience store, Essex Road, London E10

Glove Train

Found: on a late train from London Bridge to Ladywell

I don't want to wait in vain for your glove

Found: 3rd floor waiting/reception area, Hearst Magazines, London

(Thank you to Bargainista Fashionista for alerting me to them.)

I like big nuts and I cannot lie

Found: Marks & Spencer, London Bridge station

Jilted (outside) John (Lewis)

Found: outside John Lewis, Oxford Street, London

Whole Potter Glove

Found: outside Eeylops Owl Emporium, Diagon Alley, Harry Potter Studios Tour, Hertfordshire

Don't Leaf Me This Way

Found at: RSPB, Sandy, Bedfordshire